So I just put an adult sign on my blog. Little Dove is a big, big boy, and sometimes I see pictures of a naked woman or something, or I like to use bad words or some shit like this, and I always feel like adults are treated so much like fuckin tall, fat children these days. Don't be so offended! I also read that in GQ last night ( I had to cop the Muhammad Ali cover. I had to.)  so don't let me look like I invented this complaint. I also do not remember any time in my past, watching the internet grow and evolve, being stumped by the "Yes, I am over 18" button. It's really more of a fashion statement than anything. I'd like to have grown up relationships, and it's best if you know that off the bat, as opposed to emailing me some hatred as if I had tricked someone into reading some bad words, or looking at what I legitimately only found to be a great photo. Not that that's happened, or that either of my followers is going to complain, but I like to pretend I'm the most famous person ever sometimes just to stay humble (and ironic)

Further, I admit that I'm dumb at computers. Like, I can figure anything out, just expect things to take a minute. I am still working on designs and styles of writing and all these things. Again, I am talking to myself in this. I want to make such a cool blog that I can look at when I'm like 50 like 'good thing I skipped philosophy class to write that...' S'all good, baby! I haven't looked into how to just paste a media player into my posts yet, so it'll be annoying-ass links for a while. Sorry! :)

I originally was just gonna house my raps here, but fuck that. I'm too interesting to stop at just raps. Poems and opinions and pictures and sounds and mind bites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, also, fyi I'm a very quiet guy. Like, if all my homies were to hop on this, I'm sure I'd be a bit surprising. I never chimed in on Kanye's shit cuz I felt like that wasn't my business. I won't now because that would be so dated, but the point is, I will now. Here. If I seem a little excessive or weird with my thoughts sometimes, it's because I talk to myself a lot, and I and I have tend to come to some pretty developed conclusions about shit. Just pretend that I'm actually a guy with 150+ iq who kinda knows what he's on about, and I promise to treat you like my bottom. (that was a joke on a couple levels. You'll also find that I tuck my tongue in my cheek a lot, and be putting in bad/black people grammar in places and brackets to cosign my own jokes. That's because people just don't get it, and I would hate to make a joke and have people veer off the side of the road with the shit. I'm not the Joker, but people tend to go crazy of my jokes.)