I'm a netbook baller user. Lil white Samsung is what I'm on right now, though it's getting a little old. Dunno what I'll upgrade to, or when.... Jeez, typically I'd already have that picked out. I been slipping off my extracurricular knowledge game. that's bad. Not offensive though, but we'll get to that.

I was just considering if it would be worth downloading Photoshop onto this lil bitch. It's not. All the hastle of finding a good download, waiting on it, opening it, just to have Sammy become slower than folks that don't get slackstick humour... Gawsh. Instead, I'll look to the 'net for a reasonable facsimile.

See, I am a lover of good things. Good wine, good jokes, good lovin, good ideas. Pebble had a good-ass idea- or, to be more specific, a G.O.O.D- asinine idea- last night, and I have kinda ran with

ALL OF THE SLUTS

Now I love it. Yea. You find me offensive? I find you offensive for finding me offensive. 

I often snear at spoofs/satires, mainly because they tend to suck... though some are dope... Right now I'm all about that Wiz Khalifa- Burn After Reading, so use this joint as an example. In my case, however, be excited for... a complete and utter rip off of some Fergie song that features, like... everyone else... 

Cuz we love hot sluts, fat sluts, tall sluts, bold sluts, mean sluts... etc :) 

(That's not to discount the rest of female-kind, btw...  sluts are just sluts, yo!)