De Nada (Learned those words from Dora!)

Would you say you come from nothing?

Yea me too

I get the feeling a lot of us have had to eat poo

But don't talk shit unless you weak, dude

In which case do what you wanna

While I'm getting blown and getting blowed I'll be blowin clouds of jarimuana

Getting smoked in the face probly sucks

So as you hate

And masturbate

I'ma remain great.

And masturbate.

I'm actually laughing as I write this

Currently on my grind

Soon enough I'ma light piff

In an hour

Tell me how fuckin long it takes you to shower

Just got back from the gym

Peep how many eggs I devour

Several

And I lovvvvvvvve food

Thank god for edibles!

Anyway,  had a topic

But I forgot it, already...

Plus a hot thing to say

But it was so hot that I dropped it already

Umm...

How awkward...

Anyway....

Dude never fuckin say "how awkward" or "this is awkward" around me. Unless you are really a complete tool, you must realize that that's some  extra awkward-ass shit to say. K? Instead say...
anything. at all. anything.


I also love unwarranted advice. That's why I give it. "Yo I was just thinking: the following annoys the hell out of me..." "Oh, word? that annoys people? K, let me put my pants back on real quick!"


See how that works?